Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?  A: A candle     Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?  A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!     Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?  A: It can have a hole in it.     Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!  What colour were the stairs?  A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!  
 
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